Demonstrations Lack Caress

Listened to this all summer long.  I prefer the acoustic version. 

Random Acts of Grindness

These are my new favorites!  It's a 2/1 and super stretchy.  I'm sure guys spend a lot of time watching girls adjust their bikinis, but I'd never noticed how every girl in the lineup is tugging at some part of her bathing suit before, during, or after every wave.  There's nothing worse than ruining a wave because you have to stop what you're doing to yank up your bottoms.  And keeping boobs under wraps...

I was a little worried about the C/T factor, but didn't have any problems.  Well no one seemed to be staring or pointing at my crotch, so I think your lady lumps should be fine. The elastic around the legs prevents it from riding up too much.  Since they're really stretchy, I'd order a size or two down.  I have a flat hiney and these made it look flatter, so if you're always worrying about how huge your ass looks in a bikini, this wetsuit will help.

Do not use the external key pocket.  One night I stayed out past dark to watch the moon come up and was goofing around in the shorebreak and lost my key.  I was out in CA and didn't really know anyone's number.  I really didn't know how to get to anyone's house, either.  I wondered why I rode stupid 50-pound boards.  But, everything turned out okay because one of the seven people that I knew happened to walk by and rescue me.