*This is not actual sizzurp, people! If you're looking for that, go back to the google.
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1. Steal your friends' money and put it down your shirt. |
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| 2. Get out secret ingredient: Pom-flavored bar mix with ENERGY that can only be found at Smart and Final. |
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| 3. Enlist help of sexy spokesmodel. |
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4. Get out gallon of Ketel (29.99 at Vons) and whipped cream (buy one get one free). Grab second can of whippped cream once you realize that your friends know you take a shot straight from the opened can for breakfast every morning. |
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5. Mix Ketel and Energy/Pom. |
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| 6. Prepare whipped cream for dispensing by emulating Katy Perry |
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| 7. Enjoy with sexy spokesmodel |
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