More Wheezy-Tones News and a Letdown

Went for the world's most annoying run on Saturday because my ipod died after one song.  And it was 60 degress when I woke up so I decided to wear tights (also bad news because there is no longer a lululemon clearance rack) and a black t-shirt.  It was almost seventy when I got to the beach so I was hot.  And then I forgot to put my orthotics in so my back started hurting after only a mile.  A very long, silent mile. (I know, maybe I should move to Boca.)  But I will say that I think the Easy-Tones work better without orthotics, which makes sense now that I think about it.  Because if you have like half an inch of foam between you and the little air transfer thingies, they're probably not as effective.

I should also blog about the biggest letdown of 2009:  The Luli Fama ruched bikini bottoms.  I lusted after this bikini for almost two years before I finally bought one.  Their new patented ruching was supposed to make your hiney look amazing and Brazilian.   Reality:  HIDEOUS!  The material is super thin and it gives you '80s butt.  AND they only put a little band of elastic in the waist on the front, and NONE in the back, so I was walking around my house and the damn things fell down.  So I jacked them up my butt crack (I think maybe this is how they are supposed to be worn?!) and they fell down everywhere else but stayed nestled in my hiney.  If I really had hit rock bottom I would take a picture of this unique look and compare it to how they look on the model.  But I'll just put the model's pic up for now.  You're welcome.  And don't buy these bottoms.


pic from lulifama.com